Songs I sing to my 8-month-old daughter about pooping

The following are songs I sing to my 8-month-old daughter about pooping:

“Good job pooping, good job pooping, good job pooping, we are glad you pooped today.”

(To the tune of “Good Bye Friends”)

“You poop so hard, and poop so long, and in the end the pooping really mattered. You tried so hard to poop it all, and in the end, the pooping really mattered. You put your trust in poop, poop as far as you could go, but there is one thing you should know: You poop so hard, and poop so long, and in the end the pooping really mattered. You tried so hard to poop it all, and in the end, the pooping really mattered.”

(To the tune of “In the End” by Linkin Park)

“Fart or poo? What did you do? Fart or poo? What did you do?”

(This is sung when you start to change the diaper, but before you know if it’s a poo or a fart)

“Change your diaper, change your diaper, keep you clean, keep you clean, gonna change your diaper, gonna change your diaper, keep you clean, keep you clean”

(To the tune of “Frère Jacques”

“Poop poop poop...”

(To the tune of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by Crash Test Dummies)

“You are the poop machine, you are the poop machine, and mom and dad are going to keep you clean, and mom and dad are going to keep you clean.”